Update on Monday 21 September 2026.

VHS are back up!

WE are running late on some orders dude to warehousing problems in the US (our mina warehouse suddenly had to stop) but we are getting there. You can always email and ask about your order we will get back to you xx

Any non pre order orders coming through from now are averaging 3 - 7 weeks to make and get to our warehouse in the US. This can be longer though with the state of the world so please be ok with it being up to 6 or 8 weeks.

UK non pre-orders are 2 - 5 weeks (averaging 14 days atm).

Don't worry on Tarriffs I've sorted it all out and found a code that mean all tapes and media have none (more info on my blog)!

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► UNBOXING & CONTENT REWARDS

transmit me to the glorious universe and earn treasure.

new achievement! you can now make unboxing and product videos of my stuff and earn rewards!

if you post something and it does well on socials send me a dm with the post and depending on how im feeling that day ill refund you some money or send you free stuff!!!

If you're new to the site (and thinking this dodgy as hell get me out of here) you can check out a load of happy customers on this post on Instagram.

Re-Stocks and Limited Magical Items are mailing list only.

THE ONLY WAY i WOULD EVER SELL YOUR DATA IS IF THEY WERE GIVING ME SO MUCH MONEY i COULD SHARE IT OUT BETWEEN MY MAILING LIST AND IT WOULD BE LIFE CHANGING FOR ALL OF US.